Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai MACHINE ka bi dimag kharab kr sakti hai--sms

GOLU: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyATAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
Wo jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE ayega
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Pyar me hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya.

GOL GAPPAY WALA AaYA
GOL GAPPAY LAYA...
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho...
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What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie
"THE ROBOT"

Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai

MACHINE ka bi dimag kharab kr sakti hai
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New generation gal's wish-
i dont want any prince charming coming on white horse..

i would rather die for vampire coming in a BMW..!!;-)
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Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye...
.
.
Papa: Waiter,
.
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao...

Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa?

Aap b Beer pijiye na
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"Everything is fair in Love & War "
Huh...!!
Old one....
New version
" Everything is war.... when Love is Fair....!! " :-)
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