Santa- Tumhara Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Me Dala To Doodh Phat Gaya--SMS

Teachar Bache ko Sharat Karte Dekh Dante Huye-Jb mai Tumhari Umar ki Thi To Itni Sharat Nahi Karti Thi..

Bacha-To Madam Apne Sharat Kb Start Ki.
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Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Socho
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Ans:Type-Writer
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Chikku 2 his GF: Darling, am I the first man U ever kissed?

GF: Of course U r the first!
But y do all men ask the same silly question?
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Santa- Tumhara Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Me Dala To Doodh Phat Gaya

Dudh Wala- Koun Se Sharbat Me Dala Tha Sahab

Santa- 'Nimbu Pani' Me
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