Teachar to Golu-Aisi chiz ka naam batao jo ek baar upar jati hai to Niche nahi aati---SMS

Chor Aya

Tijori P Likha
Tha-Todne ki jarurt Ni,ButtonDabao Khul Jyegi
Button Dabate hi Police Aa Gyi
Chor-Aj Mera Insaniyt p se
vishwas uth Gya
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TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???

STUDENT: my father's Cheque book..

Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi Chalta
FACEBOOK ke Keedo
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Teachar to Golu-Aisi chiz ka naam batao jo ek baar upar jati hai to Niche nahi aati

Bahut Sochne ke Baad
GOLU bola -Miss,Insaan ki umar..
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Boy & grl ki$s kr rhe the
Tabhi Baap ki call Aayi-kaha ho?
Grl-prectical Kar Rhi hu
Bap-itna bhi na Kariyo ke exam Se Pehle Result aa jaye.
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Fact-
What is the diff between poison & alcohol.?
If u drink alcohol u will dance around people.
If u drink poison people will dance around u.
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Ladki- Socha Tum Miss Kr Rahe Hoge To Call Kr Lu

Ladka- Aur Jo Abhi 45 Min. Baat Ki Thi Wo

Ladki- Ooh Sst..

..Sorry Fir Tumara Number Mila Dia
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Awesome Lines Written For Honeymoon Couples In a Hotel-

Khidki Par Parde Daal Dijiye

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Apka Pyar Andha Ho Sakta Hai..

..Humara Staff Nahi
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Nasib Wale H Jo Apko Dekh Pate H

Hum To Ap k Didar Ko Taras Jate H

Dekne Ko To Hum B Apko Dekh Lete

Par Time Ki Kami Se CIRCUS Nai Ja Pate Hai
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Na Asman Fata Aur Na Hi Dharti Hili

Fir Tune Kaise Socha Mere Msg Se Mukti Mili

Asre Me Zara Sa Busy Kya Hua

Tune Maan Lia K Ye Musibat To Tali
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