Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye--sms

The only person on dis Earth,
who can ask Women 2 Stop her TALKS & in Reply gets a Smile back from her is
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A Photographer :P
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2 ways for suicide:
1) Faast n gud: gale me rassi dal ke fan par latak jao aur
2)Slow n painful: gale me varmala daal ke zindagi bhar latke raho
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Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai

Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,
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