Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi--sms

Ek Kanjus ko 500rs Or 50rs ke Note chapne ka theka Mila.
Usne Kagaj Bachane ke Liye Note ki ek side me 500rs or dusri side 50rs ka Note chap diya
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Judge to Mujrim-Tumhari akhari khwaish kya he

Mujrim-Ek mobile nokia n81,5 carore rupay,Apki beti se shadi, U.S.A. ka viza,2 sal ka honeymoon
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Compudar-Aap har marij se ye kyu puchte ho ki pichli Raat Kya kya khaye
Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi
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Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
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New Theory:
Argument wins d prsn,
But loses d Reltion..
So dnt argue wit ur frns
Just..

Slap them & Say- CHUP SALE,TU GALAT HE AUR MAI SAHI:-P
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