Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai

Dimaag- Vichaaro Ki Factory!

School- 5 Ghante Ki Jail!

College- Yuvao Ka Bagicha!

Proffesor- Aadhe/Ek Ghante Ka Radio!
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Different styels of good night

Dad:gd ni8 son
Frnd:gd ni8 yar

Lover:gd ni8 janu
But

Mom:So jao kamino, phone wali maa se subha baat kr lena
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Bachpan Me Nani Se Sunte The Pariyo Ki Kahani

Bachpan Me Nani Se Sunte The Pariyo Ki Kahani

Ab Bade Ho K Hum Sun Rahe Hai, MUNNI KI BADNAMI
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Sonu-Shaadi K 50 Saal Baad B Tu Bhabhi Ko Darling, Honey, Jaanu Bolta H

Monu-Yaar Mai Uska Naam Bhul Gaya Hu Aur Usse Naam Puchne Me Dar Lagta H
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Santa- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal Ke Hai?

Banta- Jitne Saal Ka Mai Hu.

Santa- Kaise?

Banta- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane.
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Apni Dosti Foolo Ki Tarah Na Ho,
Ek Baar Khile Aur Murzaye,
Dosti Ho To Kaanto Ki Tarah Ho,
Jo Ek Baar Chube To Baar-Baar Yaad Aaye......
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Ram yug me dudh mila


Krishna yug me ghee


Kalyug me chai mili
Foonk mar k pee..
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C!___!
Enjoy Tea.
GOOD MORNIG

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Boy: I love u..
Girl: I love u 2..
Boy: I love u 3,4,5,6,7,8,9..
Girl: I love u infinity..
Boy: I luv u Rajnikant times!
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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya h!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
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