Dharti Hi Swarg Ban Jati Hai-SMS

Ap Mere Ghar New Year Pe Zarur Aana

Hum Apko

ColdDrink
Matar Paneer
Pizza
Gulab Jamun
Coffee
IceCream

Se Hone Wale NUKSAN K Bare Me Batayenge
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Dad-Tuje School Se Q Nikala

Son-Sir Ne Pucha 2+3 Kitne

Mai Bola 5, Fir Pucha 3+2?

D-Arre Kamine Usme Fark Kya Hai

S-Exactly, Mene B Yahi Bola
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Gao Me Nadi Pe Bridge Banaya Gaya

Monu-Bahut Accha Ho Gya

Sonu-Haa Yaar, Pehle Dhup Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte The, Ab Chav Me Tair K Paar Krenge
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WARNING Msg 4 New Year-

Plz Don't Eat

Chips,
Pizza,
Biriyani,
Fried Rice,
Ice Creams,
Chocolate
N Fruit Juices

WITHOUT Me..
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Teacher Student Se- 'Mamooli' Ko Muhaavre Me Istemaal Karo

Student Ne Socha

Socha

Bohot Socha Aur Bola-

Meri Maa Mooli Bade Shok Se Khati Hai
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3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari

Pati-Zeher Khane Se

Patni-Aur 2nd

Pati-Use Goli Marni Padi

Patni-Q

Pati-Q Ki, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi
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Kisi Ka HAATH Tham Kar Chorna Nahi

WADA Kisi Se Karo To Todna Nahi

Koi Agar Tod De DIL Aapka

To Usko

4-5 Laat Mare Bina Chorna Nahi
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Jo Pati Wafadar Hote Hai

Wo Mar Kar Sidhe Swarg Me Jate Hai

Aur

Jo Pati Wafadar Nahi Hote

Unn Ke Liye

To

Dharti Hi Swarg Ban Jati Hai
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