> Microsoft was established in 1975-SMS

Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi Ki Wajah Hum Samajh Na Sake

aeDOST

Wo To Sham Me Apki Ammi Ne Bataya K Aaj Apki Pitai Huyi Hai
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2010 Ending Jokes..

Black Dukandar Se Chota Bacha: Uncle Rang Gora Krny Wali Cream Hy..?

Dukandar: Han Hy..

Bcha: To Saale Lagata Q Nai.
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Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
Boy:Bolo kya kru.
Girl:mere liye chand la skte ho ?
Boy: fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega.
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Kabhi-Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Apne Aap Ko Mar Dalu..
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Par
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Phir Sochta Hu

India Me Sirf 1410 Hi TIGER Bachenge..
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Agar Koi Ladki Aapko Bhai Kahe To Ghabrana Mat

B +ve

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Uske Gal Pe Zor Se 1 Thappad Marna

Aur Bolna

Yaha Kaha Ghum Rahi Hai, Ghar Ja Jaldi
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Sonu Bike Se Ja Raha Tha, Ladki Ko Dekh K Achanak Gir Gaya

Ladki- Oh My God, Lagi To Nahi

Sonu- O Nai Soniyo, Hum To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai
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E.C.G of a Student:
Normal Heart

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EXAM Time:

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When Results r
Anounced
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Computer
> Microsoft was established in 1975
> 1st Computer virus?
Apple
> 1st company to produce Internet television?
Videocon
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boy: crying in front of hospital
santa: what happened
boy:i came here for blood test they cut my
finger
santa: thank god i came here for
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Khuda Se Bas Ek Dua He Hamari,
Khushiyo Se Saji Ho Zindgi Apki,
Kitne Vh Dur Q Na Ho Aap Hamse,
Par Har Waqt Karib Ho Yad Hamari.
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Dil Se Agr Wo Yad Kre To Hm Pas Hoge
Unko Dikhe Na Pr 1 Ehsas Hoge
Shyad Wo Hme Kal Bhul b JayeLekin Dil Kehta H Wo Aaj b Hm Bin Udas Hoge
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Log Kehte Hai..

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'Agar Aachhe Logo Ko Yaad Kiya Jaye To Din Bhi Aachha Guzarta Hai'

Toh..

Maine Socha Aapko..

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Meri Yaad Dila Du
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai..


Wah.. Wah..


Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai..







Abe, Beer Chupa Tera Baap Aa Raha Hai
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