HaPPY VaLENTINE DAY IN ADVANCE-SMS

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Sookh Gaye HUM

AAP K SMS Ke Intzar Me
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Pyara sa chehra, Nashili awaaj, Masoom sa dil, Sweet muskan, Perfect personlity, Different andaaz,Ye to hui meri baat, Aur Batao,kaise ho aap?
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Ap Mere Ghar New Year Pe Zarur Aana

Hum Apko

ColdDrink
Matar Paneer
Pizza
Gulab Jamun
Coffee
IceCream

Se Hone Wale NUKSAN K Bare Me Batayenge
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santa helmet pehen k bahar nikla
to police ne kaha-nikaal 50rs.
santa-abe maine helmet pehni to he.
police-abe,
par scooter kaha
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Aapke Liye
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!.....!!.....!
Thand se bachne ke liye sweatar bheja he!
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Itna busy bhi na raha karo.

Kabhi kabhi yaad bhi kar liya karo.

shero Shayri Na aati ho na sahi.

aaye hue SmS hi Forward kar diya karo
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Tut Jate Hain,
Bikhar Jate Hain,
Kanch Ke Ghar Me Muqaddar Apne,
Ajnabi To Sada Pyar Se Milte Hai,
Bhul Jate Hain To Aksar APNE.
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Mere sath kissa ajib ho gya,
Jaga tha jo mera nasib wo so gya,
Ek pyara dost jo mujhe karta tha SMS,
Lagta hai ab wo bhi garib ho gya hai
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Mohabat Ko Jab Log Khuda Mante He

Pyar Krne Walo Ko Q Bura Mante He
Jab Zamana Hi He Pathar Dil

Fir Patharo Se Q Log Dua Mangte He
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2011 ('.')
Ane *==))==*
Wala __/ L
He
Jisko b Hame wish Krna Ho Line Me Aa Jaye
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<)) <)) <))
LL LL LL
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Lamha lamha yaad hamari ayegi chnd lamho me zindagi beet jayegi chup chaap SMS krte rehna wrna"chulbul Pande" ko"SUPARI"de di JAYEGI.
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GOLU Apna Muh Khol Ke Bulb Ke Niche Khada Tha

Pucho Kyu..

Kyuki

Doctor Ne Kaha Tha Tumhara Pet Kharb Hai Light Khana.
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Haste Dilo Me Gum Bhi He
Muskurati Ankhe Kabhi Num Bhi He
Dua Karte He Aap ki Hansi Kabhi Na Ruke
Kyuki Aap ki Muskuraht K Diwane Hum B hai.
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Kabir ka latest DOHA :-

MISS U MISS U sab kahe,
Par actually miss kare na koy,
Agar koi kisi ko really miss kare,
To fir SMS band kyu hoye..!
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Lalu:-kal raat 3 ghanta 1 film dekha, sasura na kauno photu tha na kauno awaj ba!

Rabdi:-Film ka namwa ka raha?

Lalu-"NO DISK INSERTED"
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Police:Jail me kaise aana hua?
Santa:Media wali ladki ki wajah
se,
Police:Wo kaise?
santa-uski T-shirt pe likha tha
PRESS.
maine daba Diya
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Desi Daru Movies-
Bunty aur Baatli
Rum de Basanti
Soda Akbar
Jab we Tunn
Rab ne pila di thodi
Kisme kitna hai Rum
Hum tight ho chuke Sanam!.
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HaPPY VaLENTINE DAY IN ADVANCE
+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.

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Cool Day
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Mujhe apki 1ada pasnd h
Sardi me jab ap
Pani
Lekar
Aaine
ke
Samne
Khade
Hote
Ho
aur
Fir
Aaine
Par
Pani
Dal
Kar
zor se
Chillate Ho
NAHA liya.
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X'cuse=Me,
Agr
Ap"Abhi Soye
Nahi Ho
Aur
MsG"Padh Rahe
Ho To
"GooD=NigHt",
Aur
Agar Ap So Gaye Ho
Aur_MsG
Subah"Padhoge
To_fir
GooD=MoRNiNG."
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