Plz Plz Plz D0n't Listen SOng "Tery Mast Mast Do Nain"4m The M0vie' Dabangg'-SMS

Plz Plz Plz
D0n't Listen SOng
"Tery Mast Mast Do Nain"4m The M0vie' Dabangg'
QK
Is Ko Sunne Se Apko Meri Yad Aa jayegi

O My God
I M So Cute
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An Old Quote
Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Usy Ghussy Ki Halat Me Dekho

"New Version"
Agr Insan Ka Ikhlaq Dekhna Ho To Uska Inbox Check Kro
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Worldcup schedule 2011:
GROUP 'A':
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA...

GROUP 'B': IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.

GROUP 'C':
RAJNIKANT
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai..

Wah.. Wah..

Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai..

Abe, Beer Chupa Tera Baap Aa Raha Hai..
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Sonu- Koun Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaunga

Koun Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaunga

Mai To Bus Ka Driver Hu Cut Mar K Nikal Jaunga
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Log Kehte Hai..

.

'Agar Aachhe Logo Ko Yaad Kiya Jaye To Din Bhi Aachha Guzarta Hai'

Toh..

Maine Socha Aapko..

.

.

.

Meri Yaad Dila Du
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai..

Wah.. Wah..

Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai..

Abe,Chhup ja Tera Baap Aa Raha Hai..!
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Santa in KBC
BIG B-Apki Biwi Sote Waqt Kaisi Lagti Hai?
A-Sxy
B-Happy
C-Sad
D-Inocent

SANTA-I want to PHONE A Friend
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Santa asks Dr-kya milk pine se rang gora hota h?
Dr-yes,
isme calcium hota hai..
Santa-chal jhute Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai.?
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Woh Karib Hi N Aaye To Didar Kya Krte
Khud Hi Bane Nishana To Shikar Kya Krte
Mar Gye Pr Khuli rahi Aankhen
Isse Zyada Apka Intezar Kya Krte
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Jo rhte hai is dil me wo juda nhi hote
Kuch ehsas lafzo se byan nhi hote
1 hasrt he unhe mnane ki
Pr wo itne achhe he ki kavi khafa nhi hote
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