Sara Mohalla Tera Intizar Kr Rha Hai-SMS

Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega
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CID+Munni+Sheela
Munni to badnam hui jaise taise
Wah. wah

Munni to badnam hui jaise taise

Daya pata to laga SHEELA ko itni jawani chadi kaise
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Dr-Apke 3 daant kese tut Gye.
GOLU:-BV ne kadak halwa banaya tha,Wo khaya
Dr:-To halwa khane se mana kar dete
GOLU- fir to 32 ke 32 tut jate
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Dry Day Calender-2011

Jan 26,30
Mar 1,22
May 1
July 1,14
Aug 1,15
Sep 1,3,14
Oct 1,2,8
Nov 1,9
Dec 1,25

Pehle se intizam kr lena Janhit me jari
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Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi!

Talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!

Saas- Bahu Ki C.I.D.

Shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi
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Dam h to ans do
China kis desh me h
15aug kis Date ko ati h
Green rang kis color ka hota h
Tmatar ko Hindi me kya bolte h
Mumtaz ki Qabr me kon h
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Arz Karta Hu..
"Kya TERI CHAAL Kya TERI LEELA?"

Wah Wah

"KYA TERI CHAAL KYA TERI LEELA?"

MAI TERA "TEES MAR KHAN" AUR TU MERI "SHEELA"
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Jhagde K Baad..

Patni- Aaj Ke Bad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi

Pati- Kya, Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho

Patni- Nahi, Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu
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Ek Aea Shair Jis ka muqabla
Na Faraz Kar Sakta h
Na Mohsin
Na Ghalib
Or na Farzana

"Dabbe me Dabba,Dabbe me Tatti Chakh k Batana Meethi ya Khati
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Yar Tu Khariat Se Hy Na? Teri Tabiat Theek Hy Na? Boht Din Ho Gaye

Tu Kachra Uthany Nhi Ay!!
Sara Mohalla Tera Intizar Kr Rha Hai
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