Jo kutte jaisa hota h,Par chalta 3 pairo se h?--sms

"Only 842 girls r left 4 every 1000 Boys
Save Girls
V cn save Tigers later"
Bike pe piche Or theatre ki corner seat pe baju m ladki chiye Ya Tiger
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Meri Ankhe Rakh Lo Muje Kuch Khuab Dedo
Jis Me Teri Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate,Aisa Kro
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2Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.
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Note: KHATARNAK SHAYARI:
Tere Dosti ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,
Tere Dosti ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya,

tu do minute ruk main pani peeke aaya ;-)
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Shadi k sukh :-
1.subah garam pani milega(bertan dhone k liye)
2.bachche milenge(gadha banane k liye)
3.biwi apse pyar se bolegi(rashan k liye)
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Wat is d meaning of True love

True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love U" &

Boy Replied, "Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot
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GOLU:Meri billi mar gai
MOLU:kese mari
GOLU :Maine use nahala diya tha
M- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
G-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b thi
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Tiger & Tigress Were Resting Undr Tree

Suddenly a Deer Passd Vry Fast

Tigress Cudn't Mak Out & Ask-Wat Was Dat

Tiger Smiled & Said-FAST FOOD
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Aisa kaun sa Janvaar he
Jo kutte jaisa hota h,Par chalta 3 pairo se h?

socho

Nahi malum

Soucho

LANGDA KUTTA
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