Ye Hai SHEILA AB YE NACHEGI-SMS

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Ye Hai SHEILA
AB YE NACHEGI
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Nach SHEILA Nach!


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NACHI KYA..?


Nahi
SORRY!
SHEILA SASTE MOBILE Me NAHI NACHTI
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Boy 2 god-Hazaro ki kismat tere hath he
Agr pass karde to kya baat he


God-GF thodi kam patata to kya baat thi
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi
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DANGER TOTKA:
Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k Saath Saath Namkeen Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thodi Cheeni Kh Le
Us Se Aapko


Rabri Ka Maza Aayega
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Jis kisiko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho unke liye 2011 me 1 sabse achcha mahurat nikala H


9-2-11
Isliye sab premi
9-2-11 ko


9 2 11 ho jao
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Nokia is xpected 2 launch
NOKIA R-1


"Rajni"series in 2011
Wit 10sims at a tym
500GB memry
320 M.pixels camera
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1mobile
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Yar Jb apki Lyf Me Mei Importanc Hi Nhi Rhi To Sedhy Se Keh Do K Ab Apko Mri Zrorat Nhi
Mre Jany Ki Khushiya Q Mana Rhe Ho?It Hurts Me


Frm:
2010
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Ap Mere Ghar New Year Pe Zarur Aana


Hum Apko


ColdDrink
Matar Paneer
Pizza
Gulab Jamun
Coffee
IceCream


Se Hone Wale NUKSAN K Bare Me Batayenge
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Dad-Tuje School Se Q Nikala


Son-Sir Ne Pucha 2+3 Kitne


Mai Bola 5, Fir Pucha 3+2?


D-Arre Kamine Usme Fark Kya Hai


S-Exactly, Mene B Yahi Bola
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Teacher Student Se- 'Mamooli' Ko Muhaavre Me Istemaal Karo


Student Ne Socha


Socha


Bohot Socha Aur Bola-


Meri Maa Mooli Bade Shok Se Khati Hai
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3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari


Pati-Zeher Khane Se


Patni-Aur 2nd


Pati-Use Goli Marni Padi


Patni-Q


Pati-Q Ki, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi
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1chhoti si machli ne apni Ma se pucha!"
Hum jamin pe Q nhi rahate h Anubhavi Maa boli"Beta Pani"Fish" k liye hai or jamin "SELFISH" k liye.
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Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi.


Budhiya-Beta,Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya
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Socho physics kitni easy hoti agar..
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agar..


agar..


Apple ki jagah ped gira hota.
Or Sala Newton wahi mar gaya Hota..


VISHAL SONI


WWW.SONINEMISH.COM
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Beat this pj.




Why did british leave india in 1947 only..?




Bcoz.
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dey came to kno rajanikanth ws going to b born in 1948...


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kabir ka latest doha- MISS U MISS U sb kahe,pr actually miss kre n koi,agar koi really miss kre to phir sms bnd kyo hoy.


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Dil me samaoge malum na tha,is tarah dil ko tadpaoge malum na tha,socha tha door ho aur yaad nahi aoge magar is kadar yad aoge malum na tha


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Hr kinare ko kinara Na Samjho




Hr Sathi Ko Apna Sahara Na Samjho,




Nazar-Nazar ka Fark Hota He Yaaro




Hr Nazar Ko Pyar Ka Ishara Na Samjo


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Hawa Ne Thandi Lehar Jab Chalai,
ChupkSe Teri Yado Ko B Le Aai,
Tere Khayalo Me Itna Kho Gaya Ki,
Rat Dhal Gai Or Subah Chali Aayi.
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ULFAT KI ZINDGI HM JIYA NAHI KARTE:
bura kisika hum kiya nahi krte
HAI AGAR PYAR HUMSE TO DENA JAWAB
warna majboor hum kisiko kiya nhi krte
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Snta:Meri T-shirt ulti kark pres krna.


After 2dys T-shirt pres hui?


Bnta:2din se pres krne ki kosish kr rha hu pr muje ulti nhi aarhi h.
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Teach~ Shadi kya h?
Studnt~Kunwaro k liye "ALPENLIBE" jee lalchaye raha na jaye.
or Shadisuda k liye "CLORMINT" dubara mat puchna
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