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_/"\_
Ye Hai SHEILA
AB YE NACHEGI
.
.
.
Nach SHEILA Nach!
.
.
NACHI KYA..?
Nahi
SORRY!
SHEILA SASTE MOBILE Me NAHI NACHTI
-----------
Boy 2 god-Hazaro ki kismat tere hath he
Agr pass karde to kya baat he
God-GF thodi kam patata to kya baat thi
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi
---------
Jis kisiko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho unke liye 2011 me 1 sabse achcha mahurat nikala H
9-2-11
Isliye sab premi
9-2-11 ko
9 2 11 ho jao
-----------
Nokia is xpected 2 launch
NOKIA R-1
"Rajni"series in 2011
Wit 10sims at a tym
500GB memry
320 M.pixels camera
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1mobile
---------
Yar Jb apki Lyf Me Mei Importanc Hi Nhi Rhi To Sedhy Se Keh Do K Ab Apko Mri Zrorat Nhi
Mre Jany Ki Khushiya Q Mana Rhe Ho?It Hurts Me
Frm:
2010
--------
Ap Mere Ghar New Year Pe Zarur Aana
Hum Apko
ColdDrink
Matar Paneer
Pizza
Gulab Jamun
Coffee
IceCream
Se Hone Wale NUKSAN K Bare Me Batayenge
-----------
Dad-Tuje School Se Q Nikala
Son-Sir Ne Pucha 2+3 Kitne
Mai Bola 5, Fir Pucha 3+2?
D-Arre Kamine Usme Fark Kya Hai
S-Exactly, Mene B Yahi Bola
----------
Teacher Student Se- 'Mamooli' Ko Muhaavre Me Istemaal Karo
Student Ne Socha
Socha
Bohot Socha Aur Bola-
Meri Maa Mooli Bade Shok Se Khati Hai
--------------
3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari
Pati-Zeher Khane Se
Patni-Aur 2nd
Pati-Use Goli Marni Padi
Patni-Q
Pati-Q Ki, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi
-----------
1chhoti si machli ne apni Ma se pucha!"
Hum jamin pe Q nhi rahate h Anubhavi Maa boli"Beta Pani"Fish" k liye hai or jamin "SELFISH" k liye.
----------
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi.
Budhiya-Beta,Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya
..................................................................
Socho physics kitni easy hoti agar..
.
agar..
agar..
Apple ki jagah ped gira hota.
Or Sala Newton wahi mar gaya Hota..
VISHAL SONI
WWW.SONINEMISH.COM
.....................................................................
Beat this pj.
Why did british leave india in 1947 only..?
Bcoz.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
dey came to kno rajanikanth ws going to b born in 1948...
......................................................................
kabir ka latest doha- MISS U MISS U sb kahe,pr actually miss kre n koi,agar koi really miss kre to phir sms bnd kyo hoy.
.....................................................................
Dil me samaoge malum na tha,is tarah dil ko tadpaoge malum na tha,socha tha door ho aur yaad nahi aoge magar is kadar yad aoge malum na tha
.........................................................................
Hr kinare ko kinara Na Samjho
Hr Sathi Ko Apna Sahara Na Samjho,
Nazar-Nazar ka Fark Hota He Yaaro
Hr Nazar Ko Pyar Ka Ishara Na Samjo
.........................................................................
Hawa Ne Thandi Lehar Jab Chalai,
ChupkSe Teri Yado Ko B Le Aai,
Tere Khayalo Me Itna Kho Gaya Ki,
Rat Dhal Gai Or Subah Chali Aayi.
.........................................................................
ULFAT KI ZINDGI HM JIYA NAHI KARTE:
bura kisika hum kiya nahi krte
HAI AGAR PYAR HUMSE TO DENA JAWAB
warna majboor hum kisiko kiya nhi krte
.........................................................................
Snta:Meri T-shirt ulti kark pres krna.
After 2dys T-shirt pres hui?
Bnta:2din se pres krne ki kosish kr rha hu pr muje ulti nhi aarhi h.
.........................................................................
Teach~ Shadi kya h?
Studnt~Kunwaro k liye "ALPENLIBE" jee lalchaye raha na jaye.
or Shadisuda k liye "CLORMINT" dubara mat puchna
---------------
/"\
_/"\_
Ye Hai SHEILA
AB YE NACHEGI
.
.
.
Nach SHEILA Nach!
.
.
NACHI KYA..?
Nahi
SORRY!
SHEILA SASTE MOBILE Me NAHI NACHTI
-----------
Boy 2 god-Hazaro ki kismat tere hath he
Agr pass karde to kya baat he
God-GF thodi kam patata to kya baat thi
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi
---------
DANGER TOTKA:
Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k Saath Saath Namkeen Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thodi Cheeni Kh Le
Us Se Aapko
Rabri Ka Maza Aayega
----------
Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k Saath Saath Namkeen Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thodi Cheeni Kh Le
Us Se Aapko
Rabri Ka Maza Aayega
----------
Jis kisiko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho unke liye 2011 me 1 sabse achcha mahurat nikala H
9-2-11
Isliye sab premi
9-2-11 ko
9 2 11 ho jao
-----------
Nokia is xpected 2 launch
NOKIA R-1
"Rajni"series in 2011
Wit 10sims at a tym
500GB memry
320 M.pixels camera
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1mobile
---------
Yar Jb apki Lyf Me Mei Importanc Hi Nhi Rhi To Sedhy Se Keh Do K Ab Apko Mri Zrorat Nhi
Mre Jany Ki Khushiya Q Mana Rhe Ho?It Hurts Me
Frm:
2010
--------
Ap Mere Ghar New Year Pe Zarur Aana
Hum Apko
ColdDrink
Matar Paneer
Pizza
Gulab Jamun
Coffee
IceCream
Se Hone Wale NUKSAN K Bare Me Batayenge
-----------
Dad-Tuje School Se Q Nikala
Son-Sir Ne Pucha 2+3 Kitne
Mai Bola 5, Fir Pucha 3+2?
D-Arre Kamine Usme Fark Kya Hai
S-Exactly, Mene B Yahi Bola
----------
Teacher Student Se- 'Mamooli' Ko Muhaavre Me Istemaal Karo
Student Ne Socha
Socha
Bohot Socha Aur Bola-
Meri Maa Mooli Bade Shok Se Khati Hai
--------------
3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari
Pati-Zeher Khane Se
Patni-Aur 2nd
Pati-Use Goli Marni Padi
Patni-Q
Pati-Q Ki, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi
-----------
1chhoti si machli ne apni Ma se pucha!"
Hum jamin pe Q nhi rahate h Anubhavi Maa boli"Beta Pani"Fish" k liye hai or jamin "SELFISH" k liye.
----------
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi.
Budhiya-Beta,Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya
..................................................................
Socho physics kitni easy hoti agar..
.
agar..
agar..
Apple ki jagah ped gira hota.
Or Sala Newton wahi mar gaya Hota..
VISHAL SONI
WWW.SONINEMISH.COM
.....................................................................
Beat this pj.
Why did british leave india in 1947 only..?
Bcoz.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
dey came to kno rajanikanth ws going to b born in 1948...
......................................................................
kabir ka latest doha- MISS U MISS U sb kahe,pr actually miss kre n koi,agar koi really miss kre to phir sms bnd kyo hoy.
.....................................................................
Dil me samaoge malum na tha,is tarah dil ko tadpaoge malum na tha,socha tha door ho aur yaad nahi aoge magar is kadar yad aoge malum na tha
.........................................................................
Hr kinare ko kinara Na Samjho
Hr Sathi Ko Apna Sahara Na Samjho,
Nazar-Nazar ka Fark Hota He Yaaro
Hr Nazar Ko Pyar Ka Ishara Na Samjo
.........................................................................
Hawa Ne Thandi Lehar Jab Chalai,
ChupkSe Teri Yado Ko B Le Aai,
Tere Khayalo Me Itna Kho Gaya Ki,
Rat Dhal Gai Or Subah Chali Aayi.
.........................................................................
ULFAT KI ZINDGI HM JIYA NAHI KARTE:
bura kisika hum kiya nahi krte
HAI AGAR PYAR HUMSE TO DENA JAWAB
warna majboor hum kisiko kiya nhi krte
.........................................................................
Snta:Meri T-shirt ulti kark pres krna.
After 2dys T-shirt pres hui?
Bnta:2din se pres krne ki kosish kr rha hu pr muje ulti nhi aarhi h.
.........................................................................
Teach~ Shadi kya h?
Studnt~Kunwaro k liye "ALPENLIBE" jee lalchaye raha na jaye.
or Shadisuda k liye "CLORMINT" dubara mat puchna
---------------
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