Jeeto:Kal rat 2mne muje neend me gaaliyan di-SMS

Ab padhai mushkil hi nahi namumkin ho gayi
Ab padhai mushkil hi nahi namumkin ho gayi
Qki
Pehle to munni badnam hui
ab Ye sheela jawan ho gayi
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Amma:- Beta Rajni,
apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai..
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Rajnikant :- yanna raskala,
ruko amma suraj theek kar k ata hu...;-)
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Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar
B:Aap jidhar bole udhar
G: Thik h,shopping chalte he
B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai
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Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai?
Socho
Socho
Socho
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vry simple kurkure khatam ho jate h aur kya.
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Colectr bante he jo IAS padho
Doctr bante he jo MBBS padho
Lawyr bante he jo LLB padho
or
Has Has Ke Pagal Hona Hai To SONI_NEMISH ke Msg Padho..
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How To Write 4 Beetwen 5.?
Japan- Impossible
China- No Way To Write
USA- Wrong Question
UK- Big Joke
Sonu- Its Possible
All- How
Sonu- F(IV)E
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Baap Bete Se- Tum Shadi Kab Karoge
Beta- Mai To Shadi New Year Pe Karunga
Baap- Wo Q
Beta- Kya Pata New Year Offer Me 1 K Sath 1 Free Mil Jaye
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Busstop pe 1ladki dupatta bandhke khadi thi.samnewale uncle use dekhke gana gaye,"a chalti kya.ladki muh se dupatta hatakr boli, papa,mai hu
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Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h

Books h
Notes h
Time h
Mauka h
or hausla to itna h ki jab chahu padh skta hu..
bas 1 hi bat ki kami h

Mood nhi h
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Santa:Tum Kis Din Paida Hue

Banta: SUNDAY Ko

Snta:Tum Muje Pagal Bana Rahe Ho.SUNDAY Ko To chutti Hoti he
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Santa-Batao Ghadi Me Kitna Time Hua hai
Banta-Muje Ghadi Dekhne Ni Aata,
Santa-Ghadi Ki Dono Suaiya Kaha Hai
Banta-Ghadi Ke Aandar... :-p

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Teacher- Aap Aapne Bacche Ko KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI Mat Dekhne Do
Dad- Kyu
Teacher- Maine Pucha, Papa Ka Naam Batao, Toh Kehta Hai 4 Option Do
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye,nai to tumhare liye. 
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santa fouj me bharti hua
2Din bad jung shru ho gai
snta ki topi per goli lagi
snta ne hathyar phenk kar bola
Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he 
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Phone Ki Ganti Baji
Santa-Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Me Ghar Pe Nhi Hun
Jasmeet:Wo Ghr Pe H
Santa :Mene Mna Kia Ta na?
Jasmee-phon Mere Liye Ta 
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Jeeto:Kal rat 2mne muje neend me gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. 
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