Aap Paas Ho Na Ho Aapki Yaad Humesha Saath Rehti Hai.--sms

Boy frnd
(Bohat romantic andaz me):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!!

Girl frnd:Kya?

Boy frnd:

bareek Kanghi.. :-P
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Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai

Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,
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GOLU :Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai
MOLU : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
GOLU : Zara English Me Kaho
MOLU : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai
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Ek Bus Neher Me Gir Gayi

Police-Bus Kaise Giri
Driver-Muje Nai Pata

POLICE-Kya
Driver-Wo Aaj Helper Nai Aya
To Me Peche Kiraya Lene Gya Hua Tha
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Auto Me Couple Romance Kar Rahe The

AutoWala Dekh Raha Tha

Aage Ja K Auto Pol Se Takraya

AutoWale Ne Sar Patak K Kaha- Ab Samja Titanic Q Duba
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Na Hu Be-wafa Bus Badal Sa Gaya Hu
Pyar Karne Se Sambhal Sa Gaya Hu
Toota Jo Dil Toh Dard Hua Itna
Mile Zakhmon Se Kuchh Seham Sa Gaya Hu.
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Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Kar Toh Dekho,
Tum Hi Tum Iss Me Nazar Aaoge,
Dhadkan Iss Me Ho Na Ho,
Apni Muhobbat Se Ise Dhadakta Hua Paoge..!
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Suraj Paas Ho Na Ho Roshni Paas Rehti Hai
Chaand Paas Ho Na Ho Chaandni Paas Rehti Hai
Aap Paas Ho Na Ho Aapki Yaad
Humesha Saath Rehti Hai.
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Raat Hogi Toh Chaand Duhai Dega
Khwaabo Me Koi Chehra Dikhai Dega,
Yeh Muhobbat Hai Zara Soch Ke Karna
Ek Aansoo Bhi Gira Toh Sunaee Dega.
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