Boy to Girl-Jaanu,Coka-Cola Peene K Baad Kuch Karne Ko Dil Chah Raha Hai..--sms

Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho

GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai
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A Management Student
Hugs A Girl...
Girl: What's This ?
Boy: Direct Marketing. . .
*Girl Slaps The Boy*
Boy: What's This?
Girl: Customer Feedback
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Arz Hai.
Na Muskurane Ko G Chahta H
Na Kuch KHANE Pine Sone Ko G Chahta H
Ye Garmi Ab BARDAST Nai Hoti
Bas Ab Generator LANE Ko G Chahta H
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HAQIQAT
Ladki saath ho to
Hotel Bill

Ladki Door ho to
Mobile Bill

Or

Ladki Door ho jaye to
Daru ka Bill

Isliye Na lagao Dil..
Na aayega Bill
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Boy to Girl-Jaanu,Coka-Cola Peene K Baad Kuch Karne Ko Dil Chah Raha Hai..

Girl-(Sharmate Huye) Karo na..
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BoY- Barrrrrrrah
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