A day wil come whn d whole world ll celebrate---sms

A day wil come whn d whole world ll celebrate
ur personality,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
Talent,
Smartness & tht day ll b
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1st April.!!
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The Shortest Relation in Life is
Between
Students & Books

They Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam
&
After Exam..
Break Up ;)
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Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..
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Bohot Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena

DOSTO

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Jab Banda Bathroom Mein Ho Aur GirlFriend Poch Le

Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho
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Pati- Mai Tumhare Liye Duniya Ke Kisi Bhi Kone Tak Ja Sakta Hu

Patni- Lekin Pehle Ye Waada Karo..

Ki

..Tum Wapas Nahi Aaoge
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Ye dil na jane kya kar betha,
Puche bina hi hamse faisla kar betha,
Es jamen pr tuta sitara nahi girta,
Aur ye pagal CHAND se pyar kr betha
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Dhoni-INDIA Me Fir Kab Khelne Aa Rahe Ho?

AFRIDI-Sorry, Aap Ki Stadium Me Ghas Achhi Nahi H.

Dhoni-Khelne Bula Rahe He, Ghas Khane Nhi
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DABNG STYLE:
Mohali me hum itne chhoke chakke marnge ki
confuse ho jaaonge ki
BOUNDRY pe khade ho ki BORDAR pe... ~B2PAN~
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Doctor to old man-
babuji, aapki niche ki dono goliya nikalni padegi
0ld man-nikal do beta,jab banduk hi nahi chal rahi to goliya kis kam ki
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