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Police- Park Me Aaise Kyu Baite Ho

Santa- Hum Dono Shaadi Shuda Hai

Police- To Ghar Me Baitho

Santa- Par, Iska Pati Aur Meri Biwi Nahi Manenge
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raju in bio exam.
Examinar:See d bird leg and tel its name.
raju:i don't know
exmr:u fail.
wats ur name?
r:now u see my leg and tell my name
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