Sonu- Ek Baat Bata, Haathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Gujarne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai---sms

Santa kangal hone par biwi se
bola: Tum bacho ko
nani ke yaha bhej do..
Aur
Tum apni maa k
pass chali jao
Mera kya hai
Main sasural chala
jaunga
========================
Aj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-

Yu mat khinch
tu mujhe apni taraf sanam..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Branded T-shirt hai, phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
maa kasam.;-)
============================
Boy frnd
(Bohat romantic andaz me):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!!

Girl frnd:Kya?

Boy frnd:

bareek Kanghi.. :-P
=========================================
Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid

Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai..

..Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti Hai
=================================
Sonu- Ek Baat Bata, Haathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Gujarne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai

Monu- Kitna Aasan Hai,

Bas Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga De
===================================
Ladka GF K Saath Park Me Ek Ped K Niche Betha Tha..

Old Man- Bete, Kya Ye Humari Sanskriti Hai

Ladka- Nai Baba, Ye Bajuwale Ghar Ki Pallavi Hai
======================================