Badnasib To Wo Hai Jinke Nasib Me Hum Nahi-SMS

Mom : Beta soja warna GABBAR aa jayega Beta : 100 Rs do warna DAD ko bata dunga ki mere sone k bad GABBAR aata he
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Har kisi ko hum Nahi Aajmate
har kisiko hum Nahi satate
satate hain sirf dil me rahne walo ko
gairo ki taraf to hum Nazar Bhi Nahi uthate..!
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Waadiyo Me Chand Sharmaya Hai,
Fizao Me Nya Rang Chaya Hai,
Khamosh Na Raho Ab To Muskrao,
Aapki Muskan Dekhne Hi To Mera Sms Aaya Hai.....?
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Karz Dosti Me Chukane Nhi Hote Ehsan Dosti Me Jatane Nhi Hote,
Bus Salamat Rahe Ye Yaarana Hamara
Q ki Dosti K Rishte Kabhi Purane Nhi Hote.
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Nasib Me Humare Koi Sanam Nahi
fir b Koi Shikwa Koi Gum Nahi
Tnha Hai Par Bindas Jiye Ja Rahe He
Badnasib To Wo Hai Jinke Nasib Me Hum Nahi
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Ishq ne Humhe Benaam kr Diya
hr Khusi se Anjan kr diya
Hum ne kabi Nai chaha k Ishq hame b ho
par Shela Ki jawani ne Hume Nilam kar diya
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Jaam Ko Paimana Khte HAI

Sharab Ko Maiykhana Khte HAI

Jahan Aap Jaise Log Ho Use Log

Pagal Khana Kehte He.
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GOLU ko Mayat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai
Q
Log Mayat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh k Ro Rhe The
GOLU Myyat Ko Hila k-Uth Dekh Baraf K Kithe Garahak Aye H
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Texi Wala-Sir Sorry..
Mai Meter Chalu Karna To Bhul Hi Gaya..

GOLU-Oye Praji! Koi Gal Nahi..

Mai Bhi Apna Batva Sath Lena Bhul Hi Gaya Hu!
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La Ka Duka Taka Saka HoHoHoHoHo
Gana Gana Dalo Wasandra

Kaisa Laga Song Mera

Nahi Samajh Aya

Agar Yahi Song Shakira Gati To Bohot Acha Lagta
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Pati:- Tu Mari Ek Pan Vaat Sathe Sahmat Nathi Thati. Hu shu Murkh 6u?

Patni:- Saru Chalo Aa Vaat Ma Hu Sahmat Thau 6u Ke Tame Murkh 6o...!
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Sbandhoni Dhrti Par Jyare Viswas Varse 6e
Tyare J Temathi Sneh Ni Sugandh Prasre 6e
Apekshaoni  Aag  Jya Vdhu Hoy
Tej Vyakti Prem Na Varsad Mate Tarse 6e.
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EK EK DHADKAN DAI RAHI 6 DUA TANE,
DOSTI KARI ME AAPI 6 WAFA TANE,
HATH UTHAVI BIJU TO SU MANGU,
MARI PAN UMAR DAI DE KHUDA TANE.
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Driya Jetli Book Nadi Jetlo Course,
Talav Jetlu IMP, Lota Jetlu Puchay,
Glass Jetluavde, Tipa Jetla Marks Aave,
Kon Smjave BaPa Ne Ke 35% Kem Aave.
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Sha Mate Loko Amne Bhuli Jay 6e,
Thoda Pal Sath Rahya Bad Dur Chalya Jay 6e,
Sachu Kahe 6e Loko Ke
SAGAR Na Malya Bad Loko Varsad Ne Bhuli Jai 6e.
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Dosti  Ma Jivjo, Dosti Ma Marjo,
Himat Na Hoy To Dosti Na Karjo,
Jindji Nathi Amne Dosto Thi Vahli,
Dosto Mate j Chhe Aa Jindgi Amari.
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Santa Ane Banta Lagan Pachhi:-
Santa - Shu Kahu Mari Patni Ne Git Gata Aavde Pan Gati J Nathi.
Banta- Tu to Nasibdar Chhe Mari Patni Ne Nathi aavdtu Toy aakho Divs Ga Ga Kare chhe.
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ZaKHm Dil MA UnDE uNdE BhiSE chE,
ChaTA aanSU sARI jiVE chE Koi,
ShaKHI pAL-pal YadO MA ZUriNE,
ChaTA YaaD Ma sANaM ni TaDpe cHE kOi..
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GuSSo kARvani AadAT pAdi gaY chE,
ChatA PreM DIP NI jYOt cHe kOi,
FuLOni PathaRi paR CHaltA RahYA,
ChaTA KanTAO iCHe cHe kOI.
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Alag Rahi Ne Pan Prem Ne Vadharvo 6e
Hraday Na Undaan Ma Utaravo 6e
Feko Pasa Tame Mara Naam Par,
Aaje Jani Joi Ne Dil No Ek Daav Haarvo 6e.
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Panima Tarvani 'MACHHLI' Ni Style
Hawa ma Udvani 'POPAT' Ni Style,
Aava msg Moklvani ''TaPaN'' Ni Style,
Ne 'MAFAT' Ma msg Vanchvani 'TAMARI' Style.
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