EMOTIONAL ATYA CHAR -SMS

Ek Pareshan Ladka Aapni GF Ke Samne Koun Sa Gana Gayega.?

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Guess

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Tauba Tera Jalwa,
Tauba Tera Pyar..
Tera Ye Emotional Aatyachar..!

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TUM SA KOI PYARA KOI MASOOM NAHI H

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KYA CHEEZ HO TUM KHUD TUMHE
MALOOM NAHI HAI.
G'Mrng:-D

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GOLU apni billi ko lekar exam dene ja raha tha.
MOLU:-ye billi ko lekar kha ja rhe ho.?
GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?

GOLU:-"CAT" ka.

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Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
Rajnikant ne phoonk mari or sukh gaye hum

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Santa To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya Hai Chai to Bana Do

Wife-Mai Nahi Banaungi

Banta -Bana De,Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Mai Bhi Bana Dunga. 

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Beta- Mai Bada Ho K Air Force Me Jaunga
Mom-Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega K Ye Mere Bete Ka Plane H
Beta-Me Guzarte Waqt Ghar Pe BOMB Phek Dunga. 

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3 jagah Maut nahi aati


1- Jannat me

2- jahannum me
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Star Plus k dramo me. 

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Wife:College K Bare Me Tumhara Koi
Bura Experience Ha
Husb:Ha,Tumhari Aur Meri Pehli
Mulakat College Me Hi To Hui thi.. 

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Cigarette
Bidi
Tambaku
Bhang
Ganja
Bear
Daaru
Smock
Heroine
Chras
AFen
Chilm
Cigar







Ye to kuch nhi isse jyada Nasha to apni 2sti me h 

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Srdar Baap ki Death Pr Bhut Roya,Fir Uski Bahen Ka phone Aya
Wo aur zyada Rone Laga,Logone Pucha
kya hua?
Srdar:Meri Bhen Ka bap b guZr gaya 

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Snta:Me 1bar rat ko susu krne gya,To mene dekha Toilet meSHER tha.Bnta:Fir kya hua?Snta:Fir kya,Mene SHER ko kaha aap krlo mera to nikal gya 

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Mom:Itni Raat Kaha Gaye The?
Beta:Apni Girl Frd Se Milne!
M:Kis Liye?
B:Ha Mom Bahut Kiss Liye 

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