BF:Jaan Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute
-Delete Delete Delete
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai
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Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai
Jeevan Uska Pani Hai
Munni Ab Purani Hai..
Yaaron Ab To SHEILA KI JAWANI Hai
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Baap Bete Se:
Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He
Beta:Ha Abbu Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"
SONINEMISH.COM
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If any dog
@ attacks u
<V>
IL
<@_,
V
< >
<@_,
V__,
<
@>
/V
< L
,_@>
,__V
L
<@_,
V__,
./
Don't don't Dance.
Just RUN:
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Sonu- Me Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar
Monu- Kya Hua
Sonu- Me Kuch B Karta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Mai Aa Jati H
Monu- Ek Kaam Kar, Tu Car Chala K Dekh
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Sonu- Abe, Aaj Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jyada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai..
..Teri Bimari Kaha Gayab Ho Gayi
Monu- Ha..Ha..
..Aaj Wo Mayke Gayi Hai
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Tum bin agar Guzara hota
to yu na tumko pukara hota
mere DILme sirf tum hi tum ho
kash tumhare DILpe B Haq hamra hota.
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MALIK:Abi tak tune machar nai mare
Mere kano me gunguna rhe Hai
NOKAR:Machar mar Diye he Ye to unki biwiyan He jo vidhwa ho K Ro Rahi Hai,.
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PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?
PAPPU:Lungi.
NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!
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Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,
Apun hira tu moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
Apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun Hero tu
monkey.
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Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aj k baad
Gor farmaiega
Teri galiyo me n rakhege kadam aj k baad
Qki
Hamari apni gali me hi setting ho gyi
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GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute
-Delete Delete Delete
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai
---------
Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai
Jeevan Uska Pani Hai
Munni Ab Purani Hai..
Yaaron Ab To SHEILA KI JAWANI Hai
----------
Baap Bete Se:
Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He
Beta:Ha Abbu Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book
Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"
SONINEMISH.COM
--------
If any dog
@ attacks u
<V>
IL
<@_,
V
< >
<@_,
V__,
<
@>
/V
< L
,_@>
,__V
L
<@_,
V__,
./
Don't don't Dance.
Just RUN:
-----------
Sonu- Me Bahut Pareshan Hu Yaar
Monu- Kya Hua
Sonu- Me Kuch B Karta Hu To Meri Biwi Beech Mai Aa Jati H
Monu- Ek Kaam Kar, Tu Car Chala K Dekh
---------------
Sonu- Abe, Aaj Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jyada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai..
..Teri Bimari Kaha Gayab Ho Gayi
Monu- Ha..Ha..
..Aaj Wo Mayke Gayi Hai
-----------
Tum bin agar Guzara hota
to yu na tumko pukara hota
mere DILme sirf tum hi tum ho
kash tumhare DILpe B Haq hamra hota.
------------------
MALIK:Abi tak tune machar nai mare
Mere kano me gunguna rhe Hai
NOKAR:Machar mar Diye he Ye to unki biwiyan He jo vidhwa ho K Ro Rahi Hai,.
-------------
PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?
PAPPU:Lungi.
NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!
----------
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,
Apun hira tu moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
Apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun Hero tu
monkey.
--------------
Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aj k baad
Gor farmaiega
Teri galiyo me n rakhege kadam aj k baad
Qki
Hamari apni gali me hi setting ho gyi
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