Lallu's ans-When da phn ring GREEN..GREEN..-SMS

Achi Bat to Sbko Achi Lgti h
Lekin Jab Tume Kisi ki Buri Bat b Buri Na Lage to Smjo Tumhe Pyar.
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Nai hua:P
ZALEEL hone ki Aadat hoGai h
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Santa & Banta moving on road at 12 midnight.

Santa: Bahut garmi hai yaar.

Banta: Haa yaar
Din hota to kahi chhao me baith jate. :D
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Mr.Rajnikanth participated in high jump..
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and NASA reported that he is the 1st man to land on MARS!!
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Apki khushi ki chahat karte he,
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bas itna sa gunah karte he,
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Aaj fir apke intzar me baithe hai,
dekhna he,
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Aap kab hume yad karte he.
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Shan Se Hm Tere DILM Rhenge
Teri Mohbat Pe JAN Nisar Karenge
Dekh K JALEGI Hme Dunia Sari
Is Kadar BE-PANAH Tuje Pyr Karnge...
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Namaskar Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,
Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.
Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,
Aur agar Narak me ho to Enjoy Yourself.
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Lalu appears 4 eng test-

Q:Make sentnc wid PINK, GREEN, YELLOW.

Lallu's ans-When da phn ring GREEN..GREEN..
Just PINK it up & say YELLOW..!
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Hum Aise Dost H Apke.
Jise Dekho to Khwab,
Mehsus Kro to Khushbu,
Azmao to Sacha Dost &
Bhul Jao to

Tumhari Aisi ki Vaish,
Bhul k to dekho.
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La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0
Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra

Kesa Laga Song Mera?

Nai Sumjh Aya

Agar Ye Song Shakira Gati To Boht Acha Lagta
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