Mitti k putlo me dil nehi hota-SMS

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GOLU:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
GOLU:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye
ab tak murgi nhi ugi

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Ek Admi ne 1ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
or wo rajnikant b nahi tha

Batao kese?

Lift se yar

Q Apne kamjor dimag par jor dete ho

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Arz Karta Hu..
Ab padhai mushkil hi nahi namumkin ho gayi
Qki
Pehele to munni badnaam ho gayi
Aur ab Ye sheela bhi jawan ho gayi..

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Engineer Mrte Nai Zinda Dafanye Jate Hai.Har 6 Mahino Mein Tadpaye Jate H.Kafan Khol k Dekho Toh Wo Kabar Mein Bhi Assignment Likh 

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ApNi sAnSo mE mEhKtA pAyA h ApKo

hAr kHwAb mE hUmnE bUlAyA h aPkO

Q nA kArE yAd ApkO

jAb khUda nE hUmArE liYe bAnAyA h ApkO.

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1bar chand pe 1 MAkKHI dikhai di.
NASA k officers khush ho gaye

''yeeee LIFE ON MOON!!

Bad me pata chala


RAJNIKANTH Patang uda raha tha. 

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Kis Dilse unki wafa ki Tarif Mangu
Kis Pal Se Milne Ki Tarikh Mangu,
Gum hai unse Door hone Ka
Kis Khuda Se unke Kareeb Aane Ki DuAa Mangu 

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Mitti k putlo me dil nehi hota
Har mout k piche katil nahi hota
Dil jitne ki kabliyat rakhte h hum
Par na jane kyu unka dil hasil nahi hota 

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