Na Tum kisi ki Nazar me ho-SMS

Kya samjhege kisi ka dard ye zamane wale,
sb raj nhi hote batane wale,
fursat mile to dekhna,kaise rote he sabko hasane wale.
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Agar Sheila kuchh din pehle jawan hoti
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Wah wah
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Agar Sheila kuchh din pehle jawan hoti
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Toh
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munni thodi kam badnam hoti
;-)
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HUM Log fon pe bat nhi krte h
Or sms jyada krte h
Q ?

Kyoki HUM CENTER FRESH khate h
CENTER FRESH jo Juban pr lgam lgata h
Hath pe nhi
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A Very Good News..

My Marraige Is Fixed..

Happy Na..

Dekha !
Free Ka Dinner Sunn Ke Kaise Khush Hote Hai Log
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Boss- Tum Ne Jish Ladki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakha Hai Usey To Grammar Hi Nahi Aati

Sonu- Aap Ne Grammar Kaha Tha

Mai Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai
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Aksar Takdir K Ruk Badal Jate He.
PyarMe Fasale Simat Jate He.
Chaat Ho Sachi To Aisa B Hota He.
Dur Janewale Pir Laut K Aate H..
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Kadam-kadam par dosti ki bahar mile.Sari umar zindagi ka pyar mile,Khilti Rahe Tamana Phulo Ki Tarah,Khuda Kare Har Kushi apko Bar-Bar mile.
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Khushi se teri shaam ko khoobsurat kar du,
Apna pyaar tere naam kr du
Agar dobara zindagi mile toh
Har baar ye zindagi tujh pe qurbaan kr du
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Jalate h Apne Dil Ko Diye Ki Tarah,
Teri Zindgi Me Roshni Lane Ke Liye.
Seh Jate h Har Chubhan Pairo Tale,
Teri RahMe Phool Bichane Ke Liye.
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Tension me rahne se pimple badte he, rone se wrinkle badhte he,
isliye muskurate raho, isse gaalon me dimple padte he.

keep smiling..
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Zuki Hui Palko Se Unka Didar Kiya,
Sb Kuch Bhula K Unka Intzar Kiya,
Wo Jaan Hi N Paye Zazbat Mere,Jine Dunia Me Maine Sbse Zyada Pyar Kiya.
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P=Y=A=R=What is Pyar?
P-Pagal hona!
Y-Yaado me khona!
A-BHID me tanha hona!
R-Roj ka rona dhona!
Isliye don't do PYAR "ONLY LINE MAARO YAAR"
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Dil Yu Hi Kisi Pe Aata Nahi
Pyar Yu Hi Kiya Jata Nahi
Pyar Karo To"DARD"Sehne Ki Aadat Daal Lena
Q Ki Ye wo Dard He Jo"MOOV"Se Bhi Jata Nhi.
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Dosti K Bina LIFE Fizul H,

Dosti K Bi Apne Kuch Usul H,

Khte H Dosti Me Bi Taklif H,

Pr Dosti Aapki Ho to Sab Kabul Hai.
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Biwi Gusse Me Pati Se:
Jab Dekho Jeb Me Sarab Ki Bottal Rakhe Rahte Ho.
PATI:to tu Kya Chahti He?
Har Samay Honto Se Lagaye Rakhu?
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Chikku selected a short girl to marry.
friend: Why?
Chikku: mere guruji ne kaha hai ke musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi hai.
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Santa London ke Hotel me murga khane gya lekin murge ka eng word bhul gya.
Waiter-What do u like 2 have sir ?
Santa-1 plate egg ke Papa plz
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[True PJ]
Ab To Bijli Bhi Aati Hai Doctor Ki Medicine Ki Tarah
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Aik Subah
Aik Dopehar
Aur Aik Ghanta Sham.
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Chikku- Abe, Aaj Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jyada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Ha

Teri Bimari Kaha Gayab Ho Gayi
Mikku- Ha..Ha.

Aaj Wo Mayke Gayi Hai
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Agar Aap K Paas Belt Na Ho Aur Pent Dhili Ho
To Usey Girne Se Bachane Ka Asan Tariqa Kya Hai.?

?

?

Simple

Pent K Uper Underwear Pehen Lo
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Goli Se Aab Mujhe Dar Nahi Lagta Hai Dosto

Wah Wah

Goli Se Aab Mujhe Dar Nahi Lagta Hai Dosto

Par Shart Ye Hai Ke Wo Disprin Ki Goli Ho
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snta khali baitha tha,
bnta:Oye kya kar rha h?
Snta:badla le raha hu
bnta:kaise?
snta:waqt ne muje barbad kiya, ab me waqt ko barbaad ker raha hu
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1Kanjus Hath Me Blade Se Cut Mar Rha Tha
Wife-Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho
K-DETTOL Ki Shishi Fut Gyi Aise Thode Waste Hone Denge
La Teri B Ungli Kat Du
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Jaam Ko Paimana Khte HAI

Sharab Ko Maiykhana Khte HAI

Jahan Aap Jaise Log Ho Use Log

Pagal Khana Kehte He.
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Mendak pandit k pas gya or apna future pucha
Pandit-Tuje 1 Ladki milegi or tera Dil le jyegi
Mendak khushi se-Wo milegi kha?
P-BIOLOGY-LAB
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Dr-jb apko pata Tha CHiPKALi apke KAAN me GHUS rhi H to
ap CHUP Q the
Santa-pehle COCKROCH gya tha to muje lga ki wo use pakadne ja rhi he.
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Rajesh Khanna PJ

BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers

Wah Wah

BEER Pine Se Pehle Sab Bolte Hai, Cheers


Arre O Pushpa, I Hate Tears
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You Are TotallY
B.U.D.H.U







B:= Because
U:= You
D:= Don't know
H:= How sweet
U:= U are.

Are U Smiling Now
BUDHU
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Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nai Ata K Kya Kre?

Kharab Kaamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta He


Agar Achi Mile To Pati KAAM Kr Jata He
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Sonu- Yaar, Mujhe Tennis Ki Bahut Knowledge Ha

..Tu Chahe Kuch Bhi Pooch Le

Monu- Accha, To Ye Bata


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Tennis Net Me Kitne Chhed Hote H
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Boy-Duniya bhulai maine tere liye
chhod di padhai maine tere liye
Tune aaj tak kya kiya h mere liye
Girl-MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE
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Girl-
Ye raate
Ye hawae
Ye chandni
Ye ghataye
Ye nadiya
Ye kinare
Boyfnd-Abe Tu pyar kr rahi he
ya mosam ki jankari de rahi he.
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Santa ka sir fat gya
Dr-Ye kaise hua?
Santa-Mai chappal se keel thok raha tha,Tabhi mujhse 1 admi bola,
Gdhe kbhi khopdi ka istmal b kiya kr
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Khud ko karo Nalayak itna ki
Koi b book padne se pehle
Uska har panna tumse khud Puche
Beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
Aaj kaise yaad aa gaye
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Jab Tanhai ka Ehsaas ho
Na koi Tumhare paas ho
Na koi Tumhari Nazar me ho
Na Tum kisi ki Nazar me ho
To samajh lena k Tum...
Tum
Toilet me h
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Sonu- Dr Saab, Mera Accident Ho Gya Hai..
..Kya Ap Ko Taake Lagane Aate Ha
Dr- Haa Ji,Bataiye Kaha Lagane Hai
Sonu- Ye Lo Chappal Pe Laga Do
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