vo humpe hum unpe marne lge-SMS

CID in tension:
Vo humpe hum unpe marne lge

vo humpe hum unpe marne lge

ACP 2 DAYA - pata to kar hume chhor k sab rajnikant k sms Q karne lge
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Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?

The Boy Replies They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO.
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Wish U A Happy December

Kehte Hai K Jo Koi B Kisi Dosrey Ko December Ka Mahina Wish Karta He
Use Dosro K Muqabley Me Sardi Kam Lagti HE
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santa forgion channel dekh rha tha.
Wife:ye channel kyo dekh rhe ho?
Santa:thodi bahot unki b light karch honi chaheye
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SHARABI SARDAR-Agr mere hath me SARKAR ho to DESH ki takdir badal dunga.
WIFE-Hramkhor phle apna pajama badal le, subah se meri SALVAR peha
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Woh dard hi kya jo ankho se beh jaye,
woh khushi hi kya jo hoton pe reh jaye,
kabhi to samjo khamoshi hamari,
woh baat hi kya jo aasani se a
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